Here’s a site I return to again and again

Posted: December 6, 2006 in Computers and Internet
it’s a collection of random conversations, comments, quips and geekspeak taken from IRC chat rooms. Ever expanding and funny for multiple reasons. For those not familier with IRC chat, the odd names that people call themselves on the net are shown in between angle brackets like these <odd name>
Classic quotes, here’s my top 5:
    1. <erno> hm. I’ve lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.
    2. <T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
      <RdAwG20> you don’t live in Hope mills do you?
      <T-Wolf> ya, why man?
      <RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
      <T-Wolf> you mother fucker
    3. <MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
      <goatboy> what?
      <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
      <goatboy> er?
      <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
      <goatboy> and?
      <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
      <MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
      <goatboy> i dont get it
      <MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
      <goatboy> bastard
    4. <death09>my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
      <death09>yeah.i sent them to her dad
    5. <Zybl0re> get up
      <Zybl0re> get on up
      <Zybl0re> get up
      <Zybl0re> get on up
      <phxl|paper> and DANCE
      * nmp3bot dances :D-<
      * nmp3bot dances :D|-<
      * nmp3bot dances :D/-<
      <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i’m going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

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