Posted: December 7, 2006 in Uncategorized
      • The darkest hour comes just before the dawn, so if you’re going to steal you neighbours milk and paper, that’s the time to do it.
      • If at first you don’t succeed, avoid skydiving and bungee jumping.
      • Generally speaking, you aren’t learning anything if your lips are moving.
      • A closed mouth gathers no feet.
      • If you’ve ever lent someone £20 and never seen that person again, don’t worry, it was probably worth it.
      • There are two ways to win an argument with a woman, neither one works.
      • Sex is like air. It only becomes really important when you aren’t getting any.

Extracted from Maharishi Phucknuckel’s Guide to Zen

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